Chemistry Madness

I and Jay thought of it during the trip home.

WARNING

Contents may be dirty

+1 charges

she sodium
poses potassium
like lithium
sarah silver
cooper copper
hot hydrogen
and ammonium
nice Nickel(1)ion

+2 charges

Mr Magnesium
Cheng Calcium(2)
Zhi Zinc(2)
Is Iron(2)
Checking Copper(2)
Mona Manganese(2)
Lisas Lead(2)
Nipple Nickel(2)

+3 charges

I iron(3)
Am Aluminium
Cool Chromium(3)